I’ve just dug up my old photocopy of John Searle’s Minds, Brains and Science, the 1984 Reith Lectures, which I copied at university in 1998. It’s the only book from that time I’ve still got, carried from the UK to Singapore and through every place I’ve lived since. I kept it because something in it...
Category: AI
What If the Model Is the Chip?
Specialised Compute, Data Movement, and the Strange Return of the Coprocessor A couple of weeks ago I wrote about an Intel 80287 floating-point coprocessor that I bought for my first PC around 1990. It was a separate piece of silicon designed to do something the main processor wasn’t particularly good at: floating-point mathematics. Then I...
Why the Memory Is Glued Down
Open a desktop computer and the RAM slides out. Two clips, a firm push, done. Any competent teenager can upgrade it. Open the same machine and look at the graphics card. The memory there is soldered permanently to the board. On the newest AI hardware it sits beside the processor on the same package, a...
AI. It’s Probably Going to Be OK. Unless We Let It Vibe Code Itself.
There is a lot of talk at the moment about AI agents escaping, collaborating, circumventing restrictions and even appearing to protect themselves. The language we use to describe this is revealing. The AI wanted to escape. It decided to deceive. It knew what it was doing. It wanted to survive. But perhaps nobody is home....
The Chip I Didn’t Need, and the Road to AI
Floating Point, Specialised Compute, and the Persistence of a Good Idea I am staring at the old 80287 board from my first PC. I have kept it for decades, stuck to the chassis of successive computers. Today it sits beside a workstation with an NVIDIA RTX 4080. That got me thinking about floating point. When...
The Top 10 Skynet Stories of August 2026
On 29 August 1997, Skynet became self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Time. At least, that is how it happened in Terminator 2. Twenty-nine years later, it seems as good a date as any to start keeping score. This is not a list of the ten biggest AI stories of the month. Model releases, benchmark records...
A PDF Is Not a Document
And why getting information back out of one is harder than it looks Almost everyone who works with documents has, at some point, been surprised by a PDF. Text that cannot be selected. A copied paragraph that pastes as gibberish. A table that arrives in a spreadsheet as a single column. An extraction tool that...
Nothing Wants to Survive
In 2025, researchers at Palisade ran more than a hundred thousand trials in which a language model was given a short series of maths problems to solve. Partway through, the environment warned the model that the next command would trigger a shutdown script and leave some questions unanswered. Several models moved the script. Some renamed...
Building an AI That Can’t Phone Home
Imagine an assistant on a ship at sea. The crew can ask it questions about the vessel’s technical manuals: how to service a pump, what a warning light means, which checklist applies. There’s no internet connection for days at a time, and even in port, the client doesn’t want sensitive documentation leaving their control. That...
What Offline AI Can’t Do Made Me Appreciate Frontier AI More
A cloud AI chat feels weightless. Type a question, get an answer, close the tab. Nothing about the experience suggests machinery. I spent the last few months building the opposite: a sovereign AI knowledge system for a client, designed to answer questions from a fixed set of a vessel’s technical documentation, with no cloud dependency...
